Let there be Wine

It all started so innocuously.

KB: we both like similar things
J: sure
KB: like coffee and wine
KB: why don't we make them?
J: make them? you mean grow them?
KB: yeah.
J: (long pause)
KB: I made melons last year, so why not grapes?
J: ok, actually, that may be a great idea.
J: crazy, but great.
J: maybe not coffee, but wine...sure, why not wine.

So it began, our great adventure.