Jan 22, 2009

Public Service Annoucement

From my friend Laura:

I got this PSA and thought it my duty to share with you.
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine. . . and those who don't.
Valuable information even if you are not a wine or beer drinker.
Pass it on and share the wisdom.
As Ben Franklin said:"In wine there is wisdom, in beer
there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at
the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo
of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In
other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop
(that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that
risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through
a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

1 comment:

  1. are you telling us we drink poop?

    at least the indians have anti-biotics in their water.